Kamikaze2007, or Kamikaze, or just Kami. Yes, you read that right, you CAN call me God.Back to my main point
Kamikaze2007: 18, male, shockingly nerdy and un-athletic. Level 88 ultra Bookworm. Pokémon nerd, Sonic the Hedgehog lover, and writer. To an extent.
My million interests include Pokémon, Harry Potter, Homestuck, Hunger Games, Gone, Maximum Ride, Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, 90's rock music, Primeval, Lion King and WAY too many others.
My DS has exploded from the sheer amount of Pokémon that I've played on it. My Wii's probably sick and tired of Super Smash Bros Brawl too.
Unova is my alternate home, I swear.
I throw memes all over the place. UMAD?
Percy Jackson, Quasimodo, and Timon are my home boys.
The Lion King is my favorite movie OF ALL TIME. Yes, I am an adult, why do you ask?
Fanfiction. Find me and read my mediocre stories there. I have the same name and picture.
Also, I only REALLY LOVE Homestuck.
And Hunger Games.
Since you're here you should drop an ask and get to know me. Because I get bored and I love when people ask me questions.
You know how it is.
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Someone wanted me to make Rose and Sollux having eyesex.
I couldn’t not oblige.
But did I do it right?
Her lullabies are the night
Her hair is your blanket
Her hair is your most favorite thing, right after guns of course
it was hard
you don’t really know what to do
grandma told you big boys don’t cry but you did anyway
in the end when you burnt her body
you wish you could have kept her hair
*REAL LIFE WHIMPER*
(via bolins-choice-ass)
The TABS are naturalized as loyal new citizens of CAN TOWN. All cans are welcome and equal in your city, regardless of can content, and whether empty or full.
See, WV had this whole equality thing down a long time ago
So I figured it was only a matter of time before I was faced with the task of making a shitty paint graphic about Jake and Dirk touching butts.
So I went ahead and made it before that time arose.
Finally found a bit of time to get this up~! MEGA Giveaway~!
Kinda. By mega, I mean this will be spanning a whole month, that way I’ll have the free time of summer to make the winners’ prize~!
This custom plushie giveaway is just like the last one I did: Win a custom plushie of your choice of whatever character (canon or OC) you would like~!
BUT. But but butt. Since this is a month long and i’ll have a lot more time to work after it’s over, i’m shaking up the prizes a bit.
What you’re playing for: One (1) Large plushie OR two (2) small plushies or your character choice(s)~! And if you don’t want plushies, you can substitute either of those options for two (2) custom fleece hats~!
What I can make: Human, Aliens, Animals, Ponies, Boobys. Etc.
What I can’t make: I dare you to try and find something i’m not willing to take on~
Things that should be noted for fair play:
-Beacuse this is a month long giveaway, I suggest timing your reblogs, however many you choose. You have 30 days for it~! Like are chill too.
-I can ship anywhere yo.
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-Uhm
-I know i’m forgetting something.
-Ends May 31st at 1030 pm EST. That’s literally all month. I can’t stress this time span enough. Because it’s long. For me. So don’t go crazy. Pls.
This is also a thank you giveaway to all my followers, especially all the new one who have joined me over the last few weeks, you guys are all so awesome and cool~! <3
See you on the other side~(￣▽￣)ノ
Silent Hill: You go around trying to open a bunch of doors that are locked or broken
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess-You try to fix a mirror with a bitchy imp and when you finally do, she fucking breaks it again.
Pokemon: some dogs and cats runnin around and shit and you gotta throw balls at them and they come to you no homo and then they fight for you and kill other dogs and shit and some people give you medallions or some shit for killing their dogs and shit kinda fucked up but i love it
Grand Theft Auto Franchise: you murder innocent people and steal the cars that they’ve worked years to get. do they have families? loved ones? you don’t care. you brutally run them over and gun them down as if they were ants
Kingdom Hearts: A 14 year old boy with giant shoes, accompanied by Goofy and Donald Duck, runs around and whacks things with a big key and tries to find his friends and never comes home for dinner.
Legend of Zelda Majora’s Mask: You play as the Link from OOT and save the world from the moon falling but you only have three days and if you don’t do it in time you have to do it all over again. Also all the character models are from OOT.
This is unhealthy
